Plus: Ronnie shows what not to do, and Angelina still sucks.
By Jim Cantiello
"Jersey Shore" star Snooki
Photo: MTV
This week's "Jersey Shore" furthered the "Angelina Lies All the Time" plotline and introduced us to yet another new "Jersey Shore" catchphrase. What's not to love? Here are my five favorite moments from this week's episode:
5. Recycled Flowers
"Jersey Shore" is educational. If you want a healthy relationship, learn from Ronnie — by doing the complete opposite.
For example, if your roommate's date stands him up and there's a bouquet of flowers that are going to waste, Ronnie would tell you to buy them off your roomie and hand them over to your girlfriend as if you bought them. Common sense, however, would tell you to leave those flowers alone. Especially considering they had been left on a "sex" bed.
Oh, Ronnie, you put the "no" in Casanova.
4. One Flew Over the Cuca's Nest
The word of the day is "cuca."
Cuca. (noun): Slang for lady parts. "Did you ever get kicked in your cuca?" Snooki asked JWoww. "I thought I broke my vagina bone!"
Like we said: "Jersey Shore" is educational.
3. Tom's Done
JWoww's boyfriend Tom flew down for a visit, which was almost cut short when he found a dude's phone number in her notebook.
As he stormed out of the house, he shouted, "I'm done! I'm done! Get the f--- out of my face."
He's done?! I think he's been hanging out with Sammi too long. That's her word, dude.
2. Snooki Superstar
Snooki was especially awesome in this week's episode, giving out sound bites galore.
On Angelina's promiscuous ways: "She's a loosey-goose!"
On the guy at the club who asked her if she'd ever felt like killing somebody: "Right now," she said to his face.
On being woken up by Vinny after she passed out in his bed: "Do I know you?"
Should we be alarmed by how nonchalantly Snooki asked that question? Does she find herself blacking out in strangers' beds often? Eh, it doesn't matter. Her mess is our gain. Snooki, you are worth every penny MTV's paying you. We salute you.
1. Angelina Sucks
The moral of this episode? Angelina sucks. First, she refused to put out for her boyfriend on his birthday after cheating on him. Then she got especially close to Snooki's sloppy seconds at the club. But what really angered the roommates was her lack of proper disposal of a used feminine-hygiene product. Ick.
The Situation had a solution: move the dirty pad from the bathroom floor to under Angelina's pillow, which had us wondering. What does the tooth fairy give for that?
What was your favorite moment of the episode? Let us know in the comments!
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